A 20-minute special, broadcast on BBC Three at 7:30 PM on Christmas Eve, 2004. It is also available to watch on the Atom Films website in 7 parts. The plot focuses on Angry Kid, who is given the task to write a 10-page essay for his teacher on who he really thinks he is. His dad and his friend Speccy are of no help, but later he gets the aid of Lil Sis, who wants all of his possessions in return for writing the essay, to which he reluctantly agrees. The special ends with Angry Kid reading out the essay written by Lil Sis about what he really is before going out to workout in the school gym.