Let's say you've achieved some moderate degree of success in your life. You have a career you enjoy, a solid group of quality friends, even a satisfying romantic relationship. Your finances are pretty much in order. You're in good health. You have enough free time and money to indulge a hobby or two. And yet something is missing. You still don't feel like you've ""made it."" There remains some elusive triumph or achievement just beyond your grasp. What is it? What's the missing ingredient that would validate your entire existence? The answer, of course, is a personal phone call from ""Kato"" Kaelin. That's right. For the bargain-basement price of $19.95 you can pay a pseudo-celebrity to place a personal phone call to you or your friends. Tune in tonight when Ron ""Horshack"" Palillo of ""Welcome Back Kotter"" fame explains how Hollywood Is Calling can work for you. Plus, we'll talk to the man who put the ""ESP"" in espionage: Lyn Buchanan, former psychic spy and author of ""The Seventh Sense."" He